The 12 year old in me thought this was amazing. The 35 year old me would like to see him try to set an actual time (presumably requiring a different car and ruining most of the smoky fun-ness).

I’m starting to think the problem is with McLaren...

This is the car version of every Kanye album ever. You hate Kanye, you loathe his antics, you wish he would just...have a seat somewhere. But then an album drops and when you finally get around to listening, you think “Well...alright, yeah, I mean, yeah, ok I guess...OHMYGODTHISMUSICISMYSOUL”

It would be ironic if Honda was to be better than Renault next year. Right, Alanis ?

Who would have comprehensive insurance on a prelude?

This isn’t about Torro Rosso at all. They’re completely owned by Red Bull. This is a play by Red Bull to see if Honda can be brought up to some level of competitiveness next year with a view to switching their own team over from Renault power for the 2019 season.

Look on the bright side. Storm chasers have no idea what happens to their soul in the afterlife. You know exactly where you’re going.

Well you know what, I want to slap the morons at Nissan who decided to put garbage CVTs in almost everything they make. Two can play this game, Nissan.

People often have odd ideas about geography. I was going to Japan for a series of meetings, and a salesperson asked, since I was over there, if I could do a meeting with a client of his in Singapore. I had to point out that his request was roughly akin to saying “if you’re going to be in NYC, can you swing by LA for…

Part of me is like “Let’s do this!” And another part of me is like “Don’t make eye contact or acknowledge them” but my favorite part was when I was not racing, and the dude in the fart can civic or truckwithglasspacks was racing and started celebrating their victory at the next light. It so made me want to actually…