I’ve still got it! The warranty still has 2 years and 10 months left. That thing ain’t goin anywhere.

He’s just happy to see you.

Hey you’re within the lines. That’s huge!

Apparently neither Paul nor Doug have had the rubber part of a wiper blade torn off due to being frozen to the windshield.

Most surprising part of the headline.

Seriously. I bet Bill Belichick isn’t his personal hero either..

That’s the best first-gen Touareg investment you can make: not driving it.

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

Woot, I won the office pool!

I could take it to the site of the original Hindenberg crash!!!

I suspect Doug is more of a Pierce Brosnan kind of guy

Not a car enthusiast. A warranty arbitrage enthusiast.

This is how I actually feel about this.

Dude did you even read the letter and Doug’s response before jumping to your own ill-conceived conclusion that anyone who poses this question really is just looking for an excuse to steal the car?

Haha. The Jehovah’s Witness doesn’t need any description?

It’s an amazing road, too. Insanely so. Would be perfect for racing if they ever shut it down for a day.

The (FIRST GEN) Touareg is the worst of the VW lot. It’s like being forced to move abroad, and you’re already sad because you have to leave behind your family, and then it turns out you’re going to Antarctica.

That OJ line has me crying laughing at my desk. I tip my hat to you good sir.

“special dining events on the rear spoiler, etc.”

About 9 years ago I passed out behind the wheel. Of a Lancer Evolution VIII MR. In Boston rush hour traffic on 24-N.