You can spend $1000 (JALOPNIK DISCOUNT) on mine instead:

If they want to resign themselves to these conversations at every dinner party:

Winner. Everyone else can go home.

Dallas Doctors need everybody to know they’re a doctor. This doesn’t qualify. We may like sleepers, but Dallas High Society demands that everybody else knows that they make over a quarter-mil a year.

Ultimate yes mode activate.

How is this not the glaringly obvious choice?

Four badges. FOUR. WHY? PZEV? Really? I de-badged mine...

You can see plenty, it’s just a bit of a shitty view

By first photo, I thought that was Henry Rollins.

For any car I'd prefer the gentle touch of an 'Elephant Wash'.

If I had a "fancy" car, it would depend upon how dirty it was. If it was as dirty as this Stillen Ford GT, I'd take it to the high-pressure wand wash. If it wasn't very dirty, I'd wash it by hand just to be able to put my hands all over its body.