I’d buy that for a $1.

$52.6 billion of which is from vehicles and parts alone! Scary numbers! Bad!

The article fails to mention that in the instant nano-second that the car begins to lift up on one side, a pair of slick German-engineered outriggers project from underneath the opposite side of the vehicle to stabilize the car from rollover and, thus, save the day.  

No, although that hood gap looks messed up now that you point it out.

Either dumb or distracted, or both...

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

You forgot to factor in the cost of blinker fluid refills.

I really hope this thing werks out for VW.

Except the truck, of course, who was white.

Common sense has no place here.

Couldn’t the flower child have shifted from, say, 2nd to neutral?

She’s a keeper.

+1,758 points for working in ‘Kip Smithers’. Well done.

Base trim Jetta, in manual of course.

Interesting point about the tint. If you have no tint, you’re easily visible. If you go too dark, you look a little shady. Your best bet would be a car with factory tint in the rear (wagon?). Then if you tint the fronts, it doesn’t look suspicious.

That’s 3,200 EPA hardworking Americans who’d be eliminated.

Plasti dipped anything.

As a current VW GLI owner, I’d be all for that.

I would imagine driving a Camry becomes tedious after about 40 seconds, so on to other distracting things they go.