I will answer the question in the article: These pants exist because people are terrible.

A thing that is supposed to protect and conceal that in fact does not. It pairs with the idea of a phone call that is supposed to be private instead being listened in on. Or is this a trick question where I'm not supposed to show off by answering?

My sister has a biracial baby. And one thing I learned from her is that you really never know how a babies skin color is going to look that fresh from the womb.

God damn is this the best.

Is her hair real? Because if it is, I think she may actually be some kind of god.

I WILL HOIST YOU ONTO THAT CROSS MYSELF!

FOR GODS SAKE PEOPLE WATCH THE WIRE!

Nobody cares.

This victory has no flavor so long as a moronic rapist still sits in the oval office.

Super easy problem to solve. Make a new post where you state your point properly.

They work for a professional services firm and under bond to do the job. It's an old school thing.

Shut up.

You can be a jerk and be right.

I feel like he may just be kind of a jerk if he is still doing this.

Give it time. The asshole docket is unusually full right now.

BOWIE IS THE DREAM AND THE DREAM CAN NEVER DIE!

Why?

What the hell is wrong with you Australia?

So he's just straight up crazy?

How can Zack Snyder be making claims about The Motherbox being in his Universe when his "universe" is two goddamn movies?