Apples: 95 calories, 17 g of dietary fiber, 14% vitamin C

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

What we have learned today is that these morons cannot be in front of a camera for longer than 50 seconds without saying something monumentally stupid.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Still on sale, ladies:

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

Since no one could agree on how much contact should be allowed, the league decided that no contact would be allowed.

Maybe I should hold myself to a higher standard, guy who named himself after Bells Palsy.

I've seen fire throwers and I've seen rain.

I cannot understand how publishing the rantings of an obviously mentally ill person is news. The photos are news. This screed is not.

HUNTER PENCE USES INTERNET EXPLORER.

Goodell: [loads Deadspin.com]

But they have a whole month dedicated to breast cancer awareness! They give 5% of the profits to Susan Komen! You bet the NFL cares about women('s money)!

Seriously, Get over it? The Ravens have won 2 championships and they still be bitch about losing the Colts over 30 years ago. SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK BALTIMORE