Well, if they made Dragonflies instead of Lawbreakers they wouldn’t be bankrupt.

A message to game developers..... STOP CHASING FADS. NO, YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT CALL OF DUTY, NO YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, NO YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT OVERWATCH, NO YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT MINECRAFT, NO YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT…

It wasnt a mess, it was one of the most popular games in the world. But hey, who cares, right? /s

I have a comic book collection that takes up a good sized room that is getting impossible to manage. It brings me no joy. I understand where this guy is coming from. Sometimes you just have to put away childish things. Or at the very least stop replicating a Hoarders episode.

I was like this was a bit harsh.. but after seen the auction photos, I took the time to actually write this to agree with you.

They were all kind of selfish little shits. But they’re teenagers. As goofy as the show is, the characters kind of ring true and I think that’s why it was so watchable. They act like the popular kids in a 90s high school act.

Look, everyone — save for Mr. Belding and Screech — were terrible people in Saved by the Bell. Zack and Slater constantly at odds, cheating on significant others and trying to break each other up so they could date their respective girlfriends, money scams, Lisa being a materialistic spoiled brat, Jessie constantly…

Cheater in other games complains that he was unfairly banned from a game he doesn’t cheat in, and alleges that the game company is cheating in how it finds cheaters.

It really is Spot on. The only thing that would make it better is if the guy bought a very nice, tailored suit.

No one beats the ridiculously encyclopedic collective knowledge of Jalopnik! You should get Comment of the Week for this and the fabricator of this car should have some kind of YouTube tribute. The quality of the assembly and the design he achieved from a huge mish-mash of parts is amazing. With a few tweaks, would be…

What ads?

All I saw there was the background image, scrolled in parallax. It was confusing.

If they don’t want people to block ads they shouldn’t use such stupidly intrusive ones.

That’s fine and all but do they have to use SO MANY? When it gets obnoxious the adblocker goes on. A few ads are okay but this is ridiculous. Those autoplaying videos are the worst.

Auto Play videos can eff right off

Don’t worry they’re not, PlayStation controllers still suck.

And every one of those Microsoft games can be played on a PC. Fuck Sony. I don’t want to take my PS4 out of the mothballs to play some overrated 1st party game 20 years from now.

Yeah, you’re definitely crazy then, and pretty danged ignorant too if you think this tabloid blog and tabloid network deserve money. What makes you think this tabloid media network is deserving of that money? I’ve been here for 9 years only remaining after io9's quality drop, writer abandonment, and death, out of…

Well you deserve it for being dumb enough not to use protection.

Love Calvin and Hobbes too. I did this one, if you’re interested: https://kotaku.com/a-string-of-upsetting-calvin-hobbes-strips-told-a-bol-1777424191

I love your Peanuts articles, thanks for these.