Zombie Washington: I must...eat brains!

You'd think by now the Chargers would be used to an L coming first.

Mistakes involving the Chargers are apparently still the Norm.

ROLLED, DIED

Bravo sir, if you watched ESPN without the sound on you would swear the Jets and Cowboys have played the last 4 Superbowls against each other

That little guy had better be careful.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in

You know who else wants to know? Cubans.

Despite being pretty humiliated for being hurdled, the kid on the other team has vowed to get revenge next year, in grade 6.

Clearly, he didn't inherit his skills at hitting buttons on electronic equipment from his father, the videographer.

When Jason Whitlock found out there was a bun in the oven, he stopped by with flowers and a bunch of deli meats.

"Lawson has pushed her in the past."

Wow, this just sucks. I've always thought of Ty as a good guy, but this story makes him look like quite the Heel.

Gaylord Perry, author of Me and the Spitter....

Mossy Cade - "The Aunteater"

Man, that's so much cooler than my Paul Pierce floppy disk.

Actually, I think it's really refreshing to be able to get an "inside" peek at these girls without having to go through the trouble of jamming my own camera through a tiny peephole.

My dad's a doctor, and when we were kids, we were on a 3 hour flight and they made that call. He got up and went to the front, and he ended up having to sit next to a dead person for over an hour.

Jungle Bird took to his Facebook page toexplain why he didn't score.

Jungle Bird took to his Facebook page to explain why he didn't score.