Making Cortana the villain was a real turn off, and maybe unforgivable. We have to leave her behind in H2, we go save her in H3, and she sacrifices herself to save us in H4. Her contributions make her as much the hero of Humanity as the Chief. They tarnished that legacy with a heel turn that isnt compelling and doesnt…

You can bite my shiny metal ass

Thats the real reason for their downfall

Is anyone “loyal” to a fast food chain? Isnt the conversation usually “Im in the mood for X.” Does anyone really say “No I wont go there, I *only* patronise McDonalds?

Automatics have been historically terrible knowing when to kickdown. If you can do it yourself, you can make it peppier. IMO, youre better off driving stick, but thats me.

Depreciation is bullshit. Buy what you like. Enjoy it. 

So, almost as long as Exxon knew about the problem

Aww Diane Black must be devastated

We dont have a non election year. The next campaign starts at 12:01 the night of the last election.

A thousand times YES

Naw, they just eject those pods. A parachute floats you down. Easy! =)

I can spot when it used to look good

The roof rack had a weight limit. Use your brain Torch. ;)

That always seemed like a good deal to me. An extra buck so your employees get proper health care? Bring it on!

Just because you “get fooled by the rocks” doesnt make the Warthog bad.

Does it feature Duke Nukem or something?

This isnt normal BMW engine materiel?

I think you’re wrong....it would be higher. Most will vote for the devil himself before voting for a “librul”