I saw some Girl Scouts in front of the Safeway and burst into tears. I need to get my shit together.

This is going to sound strange, even to my own ears, but I’ve been too distressed/depressed to drink this week.I have plenty of booze in the house, but it’s gone undrunk. Maybe drinking mass quantities of alcohol alone in bed is a little taboo even for my taste, because the fact that I’ve spent a lot of time that I…

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

This has more to do with Hill not having a penis, then what you’re talking about.

I am literally sick to my stomach. No matter,NO MATTER your views on Clinton, there is NO REASON! that a piece of fucking garbage like Trump should be president. He is concerned with one thing, making Donald Trump better.He dosen’t give a fuck about his little cult, and he dosen’t give a fuck about this country. I…

Dude fuck that dream. That is terrifying.

This isn’t necessarily supernatural, but still real creepy. When I lived in Southern Ohio, the town I lived in was really, really hilly, and mostly pedestrian. It also has a history of occult activity going back centuries, which is interesting although not really relevant to this story. Anyway, because this town is so…

I definitely never considered them evil! Just added another layer of intrigue to the house. They were definitely ventilation grates to the basement, and they went around the entire perimeter of the house. So, idk bout ‘decoration’, but probably trying to warn evil away like you said.

This is a completely rational thought process, because, see above! Also, everything must lock from the inside. People clearly are not using horror movies as educational pieces.

This isn’t my story, but my cousin Matt swears this happened to him and his wife in Bellingham, WA a few years ago. At first I didn’t believe him, as we tell scary stories every year at our annual beach family vacation, but I’ve asked him a couple of times when it was just him and I if it is true, and he assures me it…

Wow, “turn around and get a good look a the monster” was your husband’s advice? How about no, you come home and take a look at the entity that should not exist?

This happened to a friend of a friend earlier this summer (as told by my friend). I’ll call her friend Jane. Jane is a nurse who works a specific shift at a local hospital and keeps a really consistent schedule. She gets up at 5am, takes a shower, and then heads off to work. Jane lives in a bungalow a block away…

When this happened, I was living in a small house with my boyfriend (now my husband) and our two cats. I was especially close with our male cat, my baby. My boyfriend always joked that he followed me around like a little dog. He was always happy to see me, always wanted to cuddle me, and would even lick my hair when…

My mom tells us not to talk about it, but there is something sensitive about our family. We feel things, and then we bite our tongues to prevent bothers from thinking we are nuts.

I’m not a dreamer. I have one or two dreams that I remember in a year, and they fade in a day or two. They’re generally surreal - like having to compete in a motocross to the airport so I can go on a date with Bjork in Amsterdam.

Yas yas yas! Favorite Jez thread of the year!

I was napping in our guest room one Monday morning when I woke up to hearing someone running up and down the stairs, and the swishing of track pants. ‘Give me five minutes Daniel,’ I said, assuming it was my son. Then I sat up with a start - it was Monday. My son was in school. The footsteps and swishing continued. I…

So I was mid divorce from my ex and unfortunately still living with him. (It’s California, and I couldn’t afford to live on my own in the area.) We had a 3 bedroom place, so we had separate bedrooms and bathrooms, so it wasn’t that bad. Just like having a really shitty roommate.

Uggggh mine is so long, but it always spoops people IRL. Here goes.

I seriously up’d my refreshing of Jezebel over these last few weeks for this to pop up!!