I think the story she wants to tell starts off like this: “I read the Handmaid’s Tale and really identified with the character of Serena Joy.”

Trump really doesn’t the Magnitude of how much of a joke the world thinks he is

All I heard was Howard Stern not knowing how to shut up and let a guest talk 🤷🏼‍♀️

I am furious at Oscar Isaac for wasting his hotness on this maudlin crying porn. He’s going to have to do a lot of making out with John Boyega if he expects my forgiveness.

Mr. Crockett,

Dear DJTJ,

Yes, yes he is good looking BUT, his true shine is that he is funny as hell. Watch him on Graham Norton and bask in his humor. This is a nice Best Of. FYI his brother Liam is very funny too.

White people feel like they can punch you in the face and then turn decide how much it hurt you.

White people feel like they can punch you in the face and then turn decide how much it hurt you. 

That makes no sense to me sorry.

The anger the whole album cover and all the work (and money) Kanye’s ass put into buying that photo? I can’t even explain the level of anger, and I ain’t even related to Houston. It doesn’t matter to me that she was a star; what matters to me is that she was a mother and a daughter and some sociopath - because,…

Oh boy, we already have data coming in!

My name is John, and I was kind of a douche in my 20's.

Was that what this gentleman’s face looked like before or after being poisoned?

Lloyd argued that women shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to give birth:

So, essentially Kappas? Asking for a friend.

The precise “Okay, I’m just wasting my time, get me the fuck outta here” moment.

Bowie was not there for the BS. He had time, that day and he made good use of it. 

David Bowie called out MTV 35 years ago, hardly a damn thing has changed.

“Yeah...I agree”--Pitbull