Obvious troll is obvious.

Diversity Lounge sounds like a level in Bioshock Infinite or something.

EW.

A representative of a dying system that piggybacks on the working class and the poor for money and occasionally says some nice things without actually changing anything?

I so entirely agree with you. If you're in any minority, people are always referring to your "culture" or your "community" as though everyone in it is of some kind of monolithic opinion. It's bizarre because nobody ever says "The heterosexual community" or "the white community" or "the Christian community" but all…

Please explain to me how his conversation with Beck was not masturbation.

Hey, I know that guy. He published an edited version of the Bible that removed all reference to Jesus being divine.

I love it when people try to accuse historians or academics of revisionist history when what they are really doing is combating the revisionist history that people like Sarah Palin have shoved down our throats. Our history books are a joke because of people like her harassing and, dare I say, using lawyers to change…

Here's a Thomas Jefferson quote.

Thou shalt not take the name of the JEFFERSON thy president in vain; for the JEFFERSON will not hold her guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Kim Kardashian is at least more qualified to give you relationship advice than Santorum is to decide your reproductive rights.

Dear Mr. Santorum,

I would also like to point out that a certain somebody made the Romans' Terror Watch List a couple millenia ago, and now he's quite popular among the Patrician set, so...it's not unprecedented.

The free iPhones are my favorite part of this. Having spent a l-o-t of time helping my clients with their "Obama phones", I have a whole new appreciation for the privilege of being able to buy my own phone. Seriously - they're powered by TracFone. But don't let Fox know that. Just tell them they all get gold-plated…

Oh my god, did you go to that? It was sooo much fun. The best part was when Obama reached into a bag of iPhones and just started throwing them out into a crowd of lazy drug addicts like they were parade candy. Next year I hear they're going to have babies on spikes in a stem cell sauce as an appetizer. Make sure to…

Yeah but they were able to get the minutes and photos sealed until 2042, like they did with MLK secret documents that proves he too is a fraud.

I think they also wore pink at Obama's Secret Muslim Jamboree Benghazi 2013.

And for your next trick, factory farming is equivalent to the Holocaust.

Also "is a Libertarian."