Thank you.

Yes, thank you for that completely vapid clarification. Nevermind that the reasoning is bullshit and you make more unjustified assumptions in it than the average MRA.

While the response was thoroughly shitty, and definitely not constructive, I find it hard to feel that bad for her.

Me too. But that's a good thing. I'd be worried if it didn't.

I'm pretty sure it's intended to be polarizing, even inflammatory. The first few examples, while neat, and even a bit funny, failed to carry an especially strong message without Trumble's explanation.

but a 5K is not a marathon

So on the off chance that an asteroid passes too close to the earth and is captured into an unstable orbit....do you think that there is any way that we could deflect that fucker to land ON the Duggars? It's not even like our aim would have to be good.

Frostmourne hungers?

Wow....I guess I'm late, exactly how the fuck did I miss this gem?

I think the point entire point of the third option is so that the kid gets to eventually decide whether to identify as male/female/intersex. What would the forth option be? If you are suggesting that it be something more "permanent" sounding, I really take issue.

Basically, it's the government's right to compel employers to provide health benefits that subsidize every choice employees make — the choice to step out into traffic and get hit by a car, the choice to eat shitty food for decades and require triple bypass surgery, the choice to lead an inactive lifestyle and develop…

I can see how it could be misinterpreted as that. But I figure the average Jezebel reader is smart enough to figure out what I'm talking about

Pardon me?

You know, people seem to have enough trouble taking adjunct professors seriously as it is. This shit isn't helping.

It's just so uncomfortable. When a 6 year girl (or boy, whatever works) does that it's cute (and points to rampant gender issues in our society, but whatever, it's still cute). When a grown woman (or man...I like those better for sexytime, another major reason why things didn't work out...and there is definitely no…

Can that game series just be over with please? I mean the first couple were kind of fun (granted, I was like 14 when the first came out, standards were lower), but it's been a downhill spiral since number 2. My kid brother (who happens to be 14 at the moment) got the one from last year and it's just this disjointed…

...a keepsake artist...

I was about to jump on this...

I know right? How dare I find a bodily function to be gross. Obvious misogyny at work.

I had to use google to find out what a "Diva Cup" was supposed to be. I really wish that I hadn't. There are just some things out there that I don't need to know.