"Might I recommend the cockmeat sandwich or our delicious foot long smoked sausages?"

Wait....people WANT to touch the bellies of random pregnant women that they don't know? Honestly, I'm not even sure if want to do that to a woman that I do know. I don't think it's necessarily icky or weird or anything, I just completely fail to see the appeal. Perhaps if it were my child growing in there, but that…

I'm from Connecticut, and yeah if you are ever around, let me know.

The people who are "exploiting" the law are those who are trying to shame customers into paying wages they should be

I'm pretty sure I covered them too. But I take it that you haven't worked a tipped position before or something.

1) As far as I'm concerned failing to tip 20% (or even significantly reducing that tip...only cheap assholes tip 15%) a waiter for anything other than outright, unprovoked rudeness or gross and abject incompetence is a mortal sin. Anyone guilty of committing said sin deserves to spend an eternity in their own…

Ok, ok, Robin Thicke is a talentless loser. We get it. On the the penis comment...duh fuck?

Oh, he certainly has the right to boycott them for any reason he likes, including stupid reasons. It's just they we're exercising our rights ridicule him. It's not like he's even making this difficult for us.

...took to the airwaves to warn fellow Christians...

Well, I for one think it's a totally good idea to purchase the bodily fluids of anonymous internet people for consumption by my small child. Yeah...really great thinking there.

I have no clue why they give a shit. Frankly it comes across as borderline insane to me. I am a gay man, and most of the crap I hear from the bible thumper types is impossible to take seriously, I mean it's become a parody.

Will they be paying the workers directly in makeup, or in store credit?

I think that some of them are worried that if gay marriage is legalized, they simply won't be able to help themselves, and will have to get one.

...conveniently located just off the NJ Turnpike behind a crumbling Roy Rogers.

Precisely where the was thinking? First you raged, then you just linked me to someone else's blog, it seems like you haven't done any thinking here at all.

I'm not going argue my opinions further, I think we've both put our points out there, and it would serve no further purpose. I will however end it with this:

I had to clean up vomit while I was working at a restaurant once.

That's just it, I expressed an opinion. I also think that people who have a very light skin tone (myself included) probably should not wear yellow. Depending on the shade, it can make them look sickly (certainly does that to me). Or that a person in their forties probably shouldn't try to keep up with teenage…

I actually wasn't trolling (maybe that's a new word for you? Sarah Palin's new word this week was embolden), but I will admit that the completely knee-jerk vapid outrage of your response is kind of amusing.

I have seen this. It's usually either maternity stuff, or people of a similar build who may not be carrying a child (euphemism!!!). Generally speaking (some exceptions apply), if a person can't keep their pants up (possibly with the help of a belt) without an elastic assistant, they: