That's just it...McCain would have been bleh. Not an especially good president, but not the worst or anything, and almost certainly better than Bush (not really saying a lot there...). Then you throw this nutjob in there, and well holy shit...

1) Fuck this fucking asshole douchebag fuckface.

Unfortunately, I don't think that most parents care very much.

Well, I know someone else has brought it up somewhere else in these comments by now, but maybe we should consider taking Shakespeare's advice?

We have proofreading to deal with homonym issues. I'm not suggesting that anyone needs to be perfect, I certainly am not, but it is quite obvious who makes the slightest effort compared to those who do not.

That is distinctly better than average for a tumblr quote. If I could recommend you twice, I would.

And here I was all like "agree to disagree" and being polite and shit.

Well, I'm still working on a Bachelor's over here, but I think I'll follow her example and swap out Mr. for Dr. It's so much more flattering, don't you think?

I never said I supported that as a punishment. But I did say I think he will getting what he deserves. I accept that you disagree with that, and I'm not looking to argue it, I'll just agree to disagree.

Facebook has built in spell check.

Can we send the government to Syria? As in literally, I want to send congress to Syria, and not allow them to come back. Simultaneously removing this country's single biggest problem, and punishing al-Assad far worse than any number of cruise missiles ever could. Maybe the Westboro Baptist Church could go along too.

I'm going to dispense with any attempt at intelligent commentary here, and simply leave it with:

While I would never suggest that you or anyone else attempt to make those fantasies a reality...

I'm going to ignore the massive issues with victim blaming here. I'm confident that others will handle it just fine. Let's instead focus specifically on:

Nope, I'm with you.

It's a lightning bolt. I'm hoping it's sharpie, but I don't have much hope.

I was hoping he'd wear a meat dress. I would pay to see that.

Ah...Meriden. That explains it. If you don't have a specific reason to go to Meriden, well, you don't go to Meriden. I mean there are certainly plenty of worse places, but no one wants to be any closer to Middletown or Waterbury than absolutely necessary, and Meriden is right between the two.

I'm still trying to figure out this steamed burger bullshit. I'm from Connecticut, I was born here, grew up here, and have lived here most of my life (sort far). I have never heard of steaming a cheeseburger.

I'm pretty sure that's a part of the definition of "stupid asshole".