I can’t believe people here are saying “No please let him live so X, Y and Z (loses an election, goes to jail, etc)” . Have you learned anything? I mean you don’t have to root for a death or whatever you want but don’t keep acting like is a given and that waiting for a better outcome has resulted in a stepping on a…

Biden could literally be a bunch of the gnomes from Gravity Falls all standing on one another’s shoulders inside a conservative blue suit and speaking through the real Joe Biden’s magically animated severed head, and I would still vote for them over Trump.

Fyi, people who call others things like ‘bootlicker”, “shitlib”, “neoliberal, etc. never have anything of value to say.

Ha. Reading this article was worth it just to see you shutting the fuck up for once. 

Yes, thank you for the daily dose of angsty teen snark, Jezebel. Following in The Intercept’s footsteps, I see! Then again, all the pettiness in the world won’t bring back y’all’s favorite nutty professor.

Sincerest apologies for White Vermont Jesus being unable to cobble together a competent campaign for the win…

oh i know. hence why i included the disclaimer.

This might be an unpopular opinion...but do we really need Lori Loughlin to go to prison? It’s nice schadenfreude, but it’s not justice for anyone. Just make her pay a few million in scholarships and then if she refuses to do that she can go to prison.

Agreed. The Green New Deal is basically a vision board--and, mind you, I like that vision board, but it’s not a plan.

have been running around the country pretending like a plan actually exists and trying to oust people who aren’t supporting it

That’s exactly WHY mainstream Democrats haven’t endorsed it. If it were actually a comprehensive list of policy goals along with practical means to fund them (with well-defined intermediate goals), it would be a lot easier to get behind. I supported Warren in the primary for mainly this reason - she not only was more…

This, seriously. The important point isn’t what name we stick on the program, or necessarily even minute details - it’s where it gets us and how. Getting to net zero emissions by 2050 is a very good thing, especially when you consider that the alternative is a guy with a plan to INCREASE emissions.

I also think a problem with the Green New Deal is that it was AOC’s own office that screwed it up so bad by sending a description of it to the media that not only contained parts not in the bill, but also opened it up pretty badly for that conservative onslaught. It ended up hurting also the other congressmembers who…

New York Times writes articles geared towards the kinds of people that read the New York Times: read all about it in Jezebel, a publication aimed squarely at the real-word concerns of the proletariat.

Us Weekly’s little birds report that America’s most over-the-top, possibly-fake, and definitely-disgusting couple have been riding out the duration of quarantine on Blake’s ranch in Oklahoma. This has been taxing on both of them, which is understandable, since their relationship makes no sense and also, is maybe fake?

Us Weekly’s little birds report that America’s most over-the-top, possibly-fake

I’m kind of over any neutral “Get out the vote!” pablum. Convince people to vote the orange racist out of office if you’re gonna stick your neck out to tell people to vote.

I honestly do not see her going to Fox. She is too unpredictable; Fox like obediant, pliable women. Whatever else she is or isn’t, she is neither of those things. She’s not going to parrot the company line, and she doesn’t play well with others. I think it’s a mistake to box her in a typical Republican or…

Acknowledging that you and your publication are just as cynical and profit driven as the other bottom feeders doesn’t make you better. It makes you more shameless.

I really wouldn’t say Britney’s insta is the issue. That seems like she’s mostly highlighting her daily activities which are a bit mundane but also average for a celebrity with money? The over the top concern trolling for Britney is a bit much considering the amount of family, significant others, teenage children,…