I am loving all the “what the hell” comments (thank you for helping me laugh) but this shit does not surprise me at. all.

Why make her teach at Arizona State of all fucking places?

This story reads like it was created through a 2020 bingo generator.

Y’all are practically cartoon characters at this point.

Tara Reade has less credibility than Stella Immanuel; who at least appears to have actually attended the college she claims to have attended.

However, the flaunting of Biden’s sexuality in the wake of Tara Reade’s sexual assault allegations, is certainly a bold choice.

If there is a beating heart to the Trump supporting conservative evangelical base, it’s Gohmert’s district, out in East Texas. The two high schools in the town that is the largest part of his district were called up until July of this year Robert E. Lee and John Tyler.

Ha! Shows what Kale-le-layleeeee (however the fuck it’s spelled) knows. There’s only ONE dog on Paw Patrol that is a cop.

A niche industry, and probably an old one. I mean, parks and museums often undergo renovation, and you can’t just get Bud and Lefty to move ‘em with a come-along.

Here is my pitch: A story, told completely in melted bronze from confederate statues, of the mass alien abduction that happened in 1590 at the colony of Roanoke, which my seventh-grade history teacher tried to tell me didn’t happen but absolutely did.

It is no longer sustainable to play softball with a state that wants to see large swathes of its population dead, whether that death comes quickly at the hands of the police, or over a matter of months or years through exploitation and deprivation.

You understand Jezebel, and its sister sites, are part of your “Having Conversations Industrial Complex”, right?

First identifiable lie appeared paragraph 2, first sentence. Not a great start, but given the rate at which they continued to appear rest of the content, an unintentionally honest one.

The problem here is that the Jezebel staff is too young to have known Holly Hunter and Jodie Foster when they were young (in Foster’s case VERY young) actors making their mark in excellent films. Their confusion is clearly generational - they might as well be discussing Greta Garbo, Ingrid Bergman and Barbara Stanwyck.

“Though Gideon opponents included Bre Kidman—a queer attorney who righteously chose a guillotine as their campaign logo”

Just because she was intended as gay on the script doesn’t make her gay. That’s not what canonical means. Garak was intended as gay on Deep Space 9, but it never made it on screen, mores the pity. I'd love a canonically gay Velma, but that's not what this is.

The “so what” is they likely can’t easily pay it. They likely don’t just have $25 million sitting in a shared bank account they can tap into. They’re popular but they’re not U2.

“It said that we would coexist and that they would use their best efforts to assist me on social-media platforms, Amazon, iTunes, all that. But what does that mean?”

What exactly is your point here? Rich’s description of what happened with Gawker is accurate

I don’t think Ashley (though she’s certainly not alone among Jez writers) understands how actual politics works, like with strategy and stuff. Or she does but she’s morally opposed to it or something. As if being morally opposed to something means it suddenly stops being real.