Because it doesn’t seem like they have anything in common of course the possibility that they do have common interests that they don’t share publicly apparently hasn’t occurred to anyone- nor has the possibility that they simply found each other attractive but their relationship would only work in limited doses which…

You know Taylor Swift did exactly that! Of course since Jezebel's staff are all a bunch of hypocritical, vile hobgoblins they naturally took a dump on her... 

I mean it kinda makes sense why it hasn’t received as much attention as Mars Europa or Enceldus in the search for potential life between the sulfuric acid rain the scorching hot temperatures and the lack of any liquid water it doesn’t have any of the potential building blocks of life as we know it. The fact that the…

Whenever I see these columns trashing Woodward, I can’t stop myself from thinking about a trumper cousin (now estranged) at my sister’s college graduation celebration it was around the time that the media was having a laugh at how Trump was posing as his own publicist and making super explicit phone calls to tabloids.…

Honestly I think there should be a debate not because it will change anyone’s mind on policy but because it will be an hour and a half where he has no control whatsoever and will be hammered by Biden and the moderator at every turn- which might be enough to break his already fragile (and rabidly fraying) psyche. If I…

It was based on how many times she cosponsored a bill with Republicans how often she cosponsored a bill with only Democrats and how often she voted for Republican sponsored bills as well nominees for Federal agency appointments and judgeships. By those standards she was the most liberal senator in 2019 (although going…

The fact that Britney seems relatively unique in her ability to attract obsessive stalkery fucknuggets probably doesn't help- I STILL remember the X-Factor creep who said he was like a brother and he would look exactly like her in a blonde wig

Sorry when I get ranting proper grammar goes out the window! I honestly try though!

First of all parents are the legal default when it comes who courts appoint to manage people’s finances when they are unmarried and have no children of legal age so it’s not at all unusual to have her father acting in this capacity secondly her being able to put on a performance in Vegas is not in and of itself proof…

Condoms break people lie and the government never funds needle exchanges at the level needed

Semi-lapsed Catholic here: no we don’t have anything against orthodontia he’s just from Kentucky

I have a dildo made of barbed wire and salt will that work?

Damn i thought he was holding a piece of paper 17 then...

I counted 16 in the Gym Jordan pic! What do I get if I win?

I don’t get why people are so terrified of sharks when dolphins are evil demons who rape other sea creatures to death with a demented smile and murder young dolphins so they can force themselves on the mother...

Has there ever been a guy named Brad who wasn't complete scum?

Yeah there are kernels of truth to bad and malformed teeth coming from environmental factors- the ancient Egyptians had some of the worst teeth imaginable because of their diet to the point where a mummy believed to have been Hatshepsut may very well have died from a tooth infection with that being said it’s more…

Wait I thought Rhode Island was populated only by strippers clams and strippers who are clams?

Actually Oleander is nectarless and thus bees don’t make honey from it azaleas look similar however and do produce nectar (in fact honey made from Azalea nectar is a hallucinogenic drug in Turkey)

The only 2 royals that happened to were children....