I literally have no idea how to respond to this- I mean “Trump Rally sabotaged by K-Pop fans” is something the Onion couldn’t come up with. Seriously it’s like finding out that the Federalist Society was destroyed by a years-long infiltration operation coordinated by furries and the Sailor Moon fandom.

I “recovered” from it about a week ago now. I put it in quotes because it completely fucked up my sleep schedule which with my severe insomnia takes forever to get back on track and beyond that i just don't have all my energy back yet I had a pretty mild case and it still knocked me the fuck out

He also said to those 12 dudes "eat me" so you may be on to something

Why would Jim Jordan want to wrestle Ron Pearlman anyway? Pearlman hasn't been a 17 year old boy for a long time...

Fair point about the anthropologist

Actually an anthropologist is a great person to ask this sort of question they study humanity and how it changes over time (that’s literally what anthropology means- the study of humans) and money has been an important concept to human civilization since at least the 500s bc. but yeah the other two were absolutely…

I’m not going to lie- I wasn’t actually expecting it to go this way much less a 6-3 victory it's too bad that Aimee Stevens couldnt be alive to hear this

Well that's a given after all Dolly Parton should have a statue in every town square in America

So that isn’t what Biden actually said and I think you know that. this has been going on for a long time now- should your readers just assume whenever you talk about Biden you guys are lying? because that would save a ton of time for your responsible commenters who are correcting your petulant bullshit

He also suggested paying them more that way people who aren’t racist will want to join- an abundantly stupid proposal that should discredit that person from saying anything else on the subject in the future and get you laughed out of the room. So what was Jezebel’s response? A tut tut in one of their barf bags AT THE…

Honestly if it is not only will it be amazing but it’s probably the only way we could get his seat- South Carolina will tolerate rascists liars crooks and fascists but they might draw the line at “the gay!”

It’s right in one of the politico articles they linked but the tl;dr is that all the self-righteous rich kids who were running the show that we all assumed hated each other’s guts do in fact hate each other’s guts for the same reasons pretty much everyone else does- namely they’re self-righteous rich kids who are LARPi…

Meanwhile the article they linked to is how Biden doesn’t have a lot of black staffers in senior positions- you know the same sort of “identity politics” they shat on during the primary as performative

It's even more galling given how Bernie world is completely falling apart right now god i can't believe they expected us to let them run a country...

I understand the outrage but at the end of the day I don’t know what the NYT was supposed to do in this situation- the fact that 1 of the 100 sitting United States senators wanted to publish an op-ed openly advocating the United States military turn it’s guns on it’s own citizens is in and of itself something that…

Yeah I’m honestly just completely baffled that online shopping wasn’t brought up at all most brick and mortar stores are going bankrupt- payless, k-mart, Albertsons- the only ones that are seemingly in good shape are Walmart which got on the online shopping train pretty early and is just too massive to buckle…

I hope Warren takes up Biden’s sword or mace or fucking halberd for all i care if you’re not willing to do what you KNOW you have to beat the barely sentient orange mound of ass fat and vitamin c currently congealing in the Oval Office you’re part of the problem- fortunately Warren is willing to and would make a great…

Why would you throw him a in a dumpster what if poor innocent rats come and eat his corpse? They'll get sick from all the bronzer and trans-fats!

I really hope you’re right what (admittedly little) I read about this sort of thing is that California seems to have a very strict interpretation of what constitutes an exception to laws regarding statutes of limitations but I’m not a lawyer so

You want to know the worst part out of all of this? At LEAST one of them is either going to get a new trial or be let go (I say at least one because the prosecutor admitted that Reade’s testimony was critical to their case so the fact that it she perjured herself makes it pretty much impossible to not overturn the…