You didn’t even get to the voiceover, which sounds like an alien from the planet Zeebtorp phonetically forming word sounds without having the slightest clue of their meaning or intent. 

Jesus, what an amazing gift.

put all of that in a couple sobaqueras to make a nice big burrito.

BRING BACK THE ELEMENT, HONDA! You’ll sell dozens of them and I will gladly buy 1. Maybe 2 if my significant other can be convinced. Hell make it electric while you’re at it. It already had a flat floor so running it on a skateboard chassis makes all the sense.

Chrysler Conquest/Mitsubishi Starion

Now do the passengers. 

by: Angela Wang for Ford

Pinchy would have wanted it this way 

Fines? That’s it? People who act like this, and especially anyone who assaults a crew member, should be banned from flying for the rest of their lives.

Jalapeno Tabasco is the superior Tabasco

Yes to the jalapeno flavor. Gives it that nice extra kick.

Tabasco also has Smoked and Jalepeno sauces if you get bored with the regular.

I still miss the Chilito from Taco Bell, but that’s a torch that I’ve been carrying for decades now.

Here’s the the thing. This is just an open invitation for a person in a vehicle who doesn’t agree with said protestors to come and run them down, with zero responsibility.

You are wrong. Simply and categorically wrong.

The 1994 Dodge Ram front end was a complete departure from what other manufacturers were doing with pickup trucks up until that point. While it is pretty ‘meh’ nowadays, it set a trend that almost all other manufacturers started designing toward in the years after and still carries on today, 27 years later.

1st Generation Ford Taurus. Looked like the space shuttle compared to the boxy cars that were normal of that era. Seemed super futuristic in comparison when it first came out.  Looking back at them now its hard to believe that seemed cutting edge, but it definitely seemed like it was at the time.

And that’s because it’s still illegal on a federal level. We really just need that to change and let the states deal with it. One of the biggest issues is that no financial institution wants to process payments. So we end up with cash-only businesses, which then become a prime target for robbery (that and the product…

People who punish the server for things that are out of the server’s control (a) are complete fucking assholes and (b) have obviously never worked as a server.

Listen, basics. I was once told by a friend of mine (don’t worry, she’s American) that the best part of a chicken is the thigh. I tend to agree. It’s juicier, it’s tastier. And it doesn’t look like an alien penis when you’ve inevitably fucked it over when cooking it.