Alright Kotaku, you got me with the thumbnail...

Udderly seductive.

“dead horse”

When I cross one way streets, I also look the other way to make sure nobody goes the wrong way. Probably paranoid, but still.

Yeah, I really wouldn’t expect any automaker to advertise that their car will do the opposite of this. Favoring the vehicle occupants will sell more cars than altruism. Guaranteed.

It sounds heartless, but the only correct answer is the one that Mercedes gave. Would any of us give up control to a car that doesn’t prioritize the survivability of its occupants over anything else? I sure as hell wouldn’t. The car isn’t making a choice to kill those orphans, it’s making a choice not to kill you.…

Halftime is his favorite part of the game!

Lighten up Francis.

Babies

They really need to rebalance turrets a bit. I’m fine with being shredded by a well placed turret but once I’m dead the next person heading in to take it out should have more than .001 seconds before the thing has swiveled 180 degrees to kill them too. The damn things should have a more realistic reaction/aiming rate…

Wow, the last pic looks like a jpeg you get from a 2mB Digital Camera circa 1999.

How is it that “nearly 300 horsepower” and “only...285 horsepower” are any different? Like I get it, one’s coming from 4, the other from 6. But this feels written in a way to make me think, “Wow! What an upgrade in Horsepower!” When it’s....not. The real upgrade is in weight and efficiency, and that only warrants an…

Every time I hear this song, I automatically think of The Blues Brothers movie.

F-you I wont do what you tell me!

Ah, yes, the “You don’t know X” defense. One where you don’t actually have a valid response and are just being an asshole to be an asshole. Female skin looks like skin, it’s not all one flat shade of off white, it has marks, it has scars, it rises and falls with the musculature and bone underneath, it has different…

Now, maybe if you worked for Kelloggs...

* Eats of Strength

Butter and milk are for closers. You can definitely make boxed macaroni with just a little added water to help the cheese dust coat things.

No but for real, it should be General Organa (or Solo if they’re sticking to the EU idea of her taking Han’s last name).