Kate, these Chrises are all very different and you should be ashamed for being unable to tell them apart.

I had no idea who he was. Did I just lose my luck by finding out who he is? Crap.

I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*

“you’re from the high plains, Janet”

LOL I remember that post—what a mess. Just checked it out and it doesn’t even look like the correction is acknowledged, even though Jez had to Frankenstein’s Monster a measured take.

But Jujy: Now I have to pick a side. And not just pick a side, but take shots at the other person while I’m at it. I can’t just read the post and do nothing. Lines have been drawn!

why do we cling to a fantasy where celebs have to be Besties? Some people just don’t get along. It’s fine.

No lie we learned about letter formatting at least once a year between grades 7 and 9. AND grade 10 they covered it in the mandatory keyboarding class.

Madonna remains thirstier than a marathoner in 100-degree weather.

If you’re going to go through the trouble of adding the accent on the “e,” you might as well spell the whole thing right: papier mâché

I’m sorry. I try to not be judgemental about people’s life choices, but dating/marrying someone half your age? Skeevy.

“When I go to sleep the globe doesn’t stop spinning and whatever makes that happen, I am grateful for.”So physics then? Why would the earth stop spinning when you go to sleep? You’re not making it spin, neither is god. This was my issue when my agnostic ex tried AA. He was all about being powerless because that meant…

Personally I know a lot of trauma survivors in the rooms feel that AA does encourage a self blame culture because we are always told to acknowledge our side of the street and our part in every situation. There are some circumstances though, like rape or molestation or abuse (which many people in AA have been victims)…

Yeah, and if they were “violently” fighting I can very easily see the driver inadvertently ramming the accelerator in the process. I am assuming there is more evidence that is not in the story, otherwise the murder charge just isn’t making sense.

I’m genuinely confused about the facts leading to the murder charge. Have you guys seen the road to Hana? It’s a motherfucking death trap.

It gets you to admit that you are weak to alcohol’s power over you. That seems like blame to me.

And AA has been proven to be problematic. There are other alternatives to AA, I really wish it wasn’t viewed as the only solution.

Also not a lot of people are comfortable with the spiritual overtones and the fact that you have to keep blaming yourself for your problem and alcohol is this all powerful deity that you are not able to resist. It does help and it is good, just not for everyone. I see a substance abuse counselor and that has worked…

Except AA generally does not work in the long-term in keeping someone sober.

Especially since Bernie can’t find a suit that fits or comb his hair and Trump is orange and has a dead pomeranian on his head.