"A major cause of urban decay is economic downturn. "

So I state an opinion, and I am called a "racist" and "dumb".

Some smart people sure are stupid. For the "dead drop" application, why not use a USB extension instead of holding your laptop up against the wall? You're less likely to break either the port on the laptop or the flash drive. I know, I know...it's a secrecy thing right? I would never suspect someone holding their…

A couple years ago, I would have exploded with joy at this announcement. Now it's mostly impending dread. Zack Snyder...just doesn't make good movies! But I bet he'd be great at music videos.

When personal defense shields (smaller versions of the energy shields used by capital ships) were first invented, close-quarter combat became a viable option. Projectiles couldn't get through the shields, but you could physically push into them and get inside the protective bubble pretty easily. In that situation,…

I want to read a story about a guy who traces someone's IP and sends them a pizza for being so helpful online. Now that would be awesome.

Why should he be consulted? He signed the rights away and has given them his blessing to change what he's written. If anything, the writers have earned his trust as most of the changes have definitely been good changes.

I guess the problem is you can't choose what porn to watch. So sure you might have to go through the typical schoolgirl modelling audition clips, but occasionally you might end up with the gay orgy night or something.

This is how Gizmodo once again leads with the punchline. Do you hate your readers, XKCD, or both?

"We want to be equal."

Nothing is ever good enough for the SJW crowd.
"Wah, you don't represent us!"

"Okay, here's some space special for you guys so you can do your thing, because you asked for it."

"NO! Now we're being looked at! STOP LOOKING AT US WITH YOUR OPPRESSIVE EYES, SHITLORD!"

"So...what can I do?"

"NOTHING!"

"O...k? Then I guess…

I dunno, dude. Being an SJW is great. If I white knight for that Anita Sarkeesian enough, she's totally gonna suck my dick. I can feel it in my bones (more like my boner!).

According to the SJW crowd, it needs to completely dissolve itself, Krahulik needs to spike his own head on a stake, start a lengthy, angsty Tumblr about what a sexist he is, and sell his family into slavery as reparation for a joke he wrote into a comic years ago.

I am exhausted by the cart-in-front-of-the-horse standards applied to PAX. I've never been to one of them, and I don't think of myself as a "fan" of anybody involved putting it together, but goddamn.

Good. Now if only you would stay out of every other single facet of gaming.

That's no rug! It's a tapestry! I'd totally hang it on a wall instead!

So TL;DR, she got a job working from home making 925$/week only using her computer!

>"To remove undocumented workers would create a huge labor shortage..."

And Gawker cross-post achieved: Prepare Thyselves!

"inmates would be aware and suffering as their hearts and lungs stop functioning."