Don’t forget:

You forget - he did much worse…

And the “funniest” part is, after he said they fell in love, Trump immediately made a preemptive strike against everyone who is going to comment about what a incredibly stupid and crazy thing that is to say.

I can’t help but notice how much he focuses on alternate realities. Last night he claimed that if Obama had somehow gotten a 3rd term, the USA would be at war in North Korea and millions of Americans would be dead. Then there’s his claim that if he’s ever removed as president, the US economy would collapse and…

Man should consider themselves lucky that women want equality, not revenge.

Then they lost a customer I guess, companies really gotta listen to their markets smdh

Especially overpopulation. Think how raw capitalism has saved us from being overrun by Irishmen and other undesirable types.

Without Capitalism how will we ever know what political positions to believe in. I mean, we know that capitalism got us to the moon, and that capitalism can solve racial inequality. I mean, now that Nike picked up Kaepernick, we know capitalism can solve everything.

I’m glad my WW2 vet grandfather isn’t around to see a country where people say being anti-fascist is a bad thing.

If Hamilton is so interested in helping the working stiff, how come tickets to his Broadway show are going for like $1,000?

Hey, you’ve got nothing to lose but your big-box chains!

Are you kidding? The revolution would put him out of a job. 

So are you saying it's time to seize the means of production and redistribute them to the proletariat? 

He forgot one of the key purchases: the 55 gallon drum of lube so you can get good and greased up. Can’t arrest what you can’t grab.

This is a fun game.

Cards Really Really Really Against Humanity

An enterprising prosecutor could perhaps make an argument that the cops and the EMTs were practicing medicine without a license, which is a gross misdemeanor in Minnesota, punishable by up to a year in jail and/or a $3000 fine.

Know who horrifies me even more than this guy? The non-zero number of people who will vote for him.

Do some Googling.

They’re trying to use previous entry and whatever arrests as justification like they do with fucking hate crimes. She died in their custody and their response is ‘Oh well she was a criminal. You can’t be mad at us look she was a criminal.’ Fucking unbelievable its Timothy Caughman again, I’m sure these were some…