Yeah, but when I clicked the article, I had really hoped the fool had done it accidentally.

He was a /insert pre-investigation narrative designed by AM radio drug addicts to provide cover for GOP-leaning media and US law enforcement for not investigating predominantly white domestic terrorist/mentally disturbed/troubled veteran/other BS rarely designated to US ethnic minorities/.

Dear MRSKIA,

“Nyet”

“If they get enough cards, an election could be triggered.” OMG, democracy in the workplace! It’s the end of the world!

Yes, if only those Scrooge McDucks over at union HQ would share in their bounty, the way that selfless Delta executives do.

They make the all time classic corporate threat—“During negotiations, everything would be on the table – and as a result, things could get better, stay the same, or get worse.”

“If anyone is dumb enough to believe this they may not deserve the raise that a union would get them”

Jesus, thank you.

Something that makes this especially dumb is that the stereotypical difficulty with this happens with Japanese speakers much more than it does Chinese. The Japanese language doesn’t have an equivalent of the English “L” sound, and the Japanese “R” (which also differs from English) is used as the substitute. The…

If he had only posted video of himself tugging down the corners of his eyes while saying this, then everyone would have understood it was all just harmless good ol’ murican fun.

I mean, he started with “these guys could blackmail you with shower videos!” Which.....like. Has always been the case with whoever owns a hotel? The fact that it’s the Chinese government concerns me no more than finding out the hotel is owned by a dude. Any dude. Doesn’t matter.

I can see his confusion. I mean, how else are you supposed to make a point about Chinese espionage except by mocking stereotypically Asian pronunciation?

You know you’re making a sound argument when you cite Urban Dictionary.

Right? Like, we have to constantly and consistently justify it.

Me too. But my exhaustion ended at Sandy Hook. Kids in Elem school, and we won’t even have the discussion. So I’m done. (Except for commenting/reading this)

I started writing a whole long spiel about how you could make changes to the system and halfway through I realized I’m just fucking tired of this. I’m someone who doesn’t own a gun and wants to be able to go to concerts, or go see a movie, or play a congressional baseball game, or go to church, or go to school, or…