I used it several times, always by a completely frustrating accident.

When the hell did Jalopnik become a political site? Every other “article” about politics. While this one is at least related to the auto industry - most of the bullshit spread out here makes it worth skipping the entire site . I come here to read/comment on CARS, not politics.....

And since it was your sophomore year of college, you were both 19!

I’m not in the loop here, but I thought the rape thing was false?

You only say that, Barry, because nobody uploads Youtube clips of the four hundred times a season Luca Sbisa fails to corral a pass from his blueline partner.

“I would love a Caps-Pens conference final” - NHL Fans

No, don’t let them anywhere near the zamboni! The way they’re going, they’d drive it over a cliff.

Can we find something to get mad about? I believe in us.

Seriously. I’m an Avs fan, and they should be closer to driving the zamboni than having an All-Star.

It is funny you mention that. I have a daughter who went to an ENT to have her hearing checked. He looked in her ears and saw a giant glob of wax. He pulled out a crap tone of wax and sent us on our way. The whole ordeal probably took 5 minutes MAX.

“There is an old story of a boilermaker who was hired to fix a huge steamship boiler system that was not working well.

Just remember, be careful what you put in there.

Once you go black, you go deaf.

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I’ve seen his work during my local news trying to make something out of nothing.

sorry, this article is borderline clickbait. You spent the day at auction - that is no open to the public with a highly experienced buyer and your article took me literally 1 minute to read and I walked away none the wiser.

If you don’t make Ovechkin’s robe photo into a photoshop contest, I’m going to make it to Kinja a give you a big body check.

Still more coverage than you see on ESPN

Agreed. And this is the only generation of SL that can be had with a backseat. Even if the car wasn’t specced that way (most in America aren’t), it’s super easy and less than 700 bucks to add in a backseat kit that attaches to the factory points. With the backseat, old Nana can sit sideways while she pounds shitty…

Your mom is flavored with chemicals. BAM!