I constantly have to shut down requests to open an artisinal bakery down there.

She was both Lucifer the cat in Cinderella and the show-stealing Grandma in Mulan. Her career began in radio, and went long enough to lend her voice to video games (Magica DeSpell in the 2013 remaster of DuckTales). What a career.

As a kid, I had asthma. Medication back then wasn’t’t particularly effective, tasted awful, and had significant side effects. I spent many long nights fighting for breath, checked in by parents who tended my humidifier and their worries with regularity, wondering if I would die.

There were times where he was the only likable character on that show. How sad, he was so young.

Or she’s cold, has sensitive nipples or any number of things. There is no such thing as a consentual sexual relationship between parent and child. This is gross. You can insult her for any number of things but you went straight for sex because the worst you can come up with for a woman always involves something sexual.

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

Getting so tantalizingly close to printing MRI’s of a model who has swallowed a bathing suit. Now that’s something I can hide under a mattress!

If you did look like Christina Ricci then, that means you would look like Rosie O’Donnell now.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

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much like children, buttholes should be seen, yet not heard.

When I was 13 I used to have to melt the skin off my own hand with a blowtorch, take a picture on film and get it developed at the drugstore, and then mail copies to all my friends.

There are much more damning rumours about Kevin Spacey than just whether he likes men or women. Specifically, there have been rumours for years that he is quite predatory and likes ‘em young. Too young. So maybe he’s been cagey about it all these years b/c if he keeps us guessing, he’s hoping we’ll all just guess, “Oh…

THIS is the Real L Word. Bunch of rich, drama-filled (mostly) white lesbos dressed in linen. (note, I am gay in case this is read as any kind of hatred based on sexuality)

Not all chiropractors traffic in pseudoscience. There are plenty of ones that stay in their lane and focus only on treating neck and back pain, and the efficacy of manual manipulation of the spine to treat those conditions is supported by peer reviewed studies. My mom has gone to see one for at least a decade to deal…

I absolutely support a person’s right to say no. No unwanted attention, no unwanted touching. Ever.

My favorite part was the line about how fabulous she looks in her “suffragette outfit and little specs.” I read that sentence and immediately threw an exasperated look at the (non-existent) camera, like I was on a fucking prank show.

Everything about that review was gross. If I detailed everything I hated about it I’d be here all day, but I’ll go ahead and point out his comment about how all the positive reviews of the films show that reviewers are grading “on a curve” - fuck you, man. So, people are evaluating a superhero movie as a superhero…