well us normal plebes would have an insanely hard time going to the bathroom in this but Rihanna doesn’t ever go to the bathroom, she’s a beautiful mystical creature who was made without any of those pesky human bodily functions, she’s perfect and I love her.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

wow. this really made me think

No need to compare since they’re both better than most other shows on TV.

Me on a conference call when someone suddenly says my name and asks for my thoughts after 45 minutes of doing anything else but listening.

She got fired for this and people here are outraged on her behalf.

I find it incredibly distracting. I’m also not an asshole though so if someone deaf/hearing impaired needed it on I wouldn’t be upset, I’d just deal with it.

I only use nontoxic cleansers live vinagre when I clean in dresses in front of men so that when they comment and I spray them in the eyes with the cleaner it’s a “funny joke” that burns but doesn’t result in blindness or assault charges.

Correcting someone’s grammar is obnoxious, unless you’re making the Stannis Correction regarding ‘less’ and ‘fewer.’ Then its a joke (all be it a joke they wont get and at they’re expense).

Clearly we’re bashert.

I guess he missed the gun safety course.

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

The best part about this being in-house is that they have to stand by it and double down because they don’t have an agency to blame/fire.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Clearly you haven’t lived.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

During the Bush administration, where there was one corrupt connection after another (the false premise of the Iraq war, Abu Ghraib, Halliburton/KBR, Enron, the doxxing of Valerie Plame, etc.) either extensively reported in the media or eventually investigated by Congress. I was always thinking, “This is it. This is…

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

the fucking relief i feel when watching explicitly queer content that is not made for straight people...

That these are considered queer storylines speaks volumes about how the creators view queer lives. My life is not some sad, barely acknowledged side story. Ya’ll need to dance in the background of my life, for once.