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TawdryExclamationMarx
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So they reached out to the media in April to give everyone a heads-up about a fake sex tape in the works, or was this a private email that you weren’t supposed to see? Either way, barf.

She’s such a Marnie.

So renal failure aside, I’d be set for summer. thnx OnGreyStreet’s mom!

But WOULD I GET SKINNIER?

Isn’t the beard enough?

I would love it if Bey’s most surprising twist was that Lemonade could literally not be streamed by dbags like penn badgley

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Just make it through the annoying intro and enjoy the only thing tay-tay related in this dear world.

I wanted a Kendra the Vampire the Slayer spinoff more than puberty

I read your username first and now all I see is a woman wearing cheez whiz.

Achingly beautiful

Ashley, you must see a similar thought experiment play out in the first ep of Black Mirror!

This is actually not that difficult: she should not be charged for murder but for brutalizing a woman. This should carry the same weight in courts, but fucking doesn’t.

I feel like FKA is who Miley will never (but wants to) be.

Alison and Donnie foreva

As someone who claims a ridiculously fun day job following queer fashion trends, this is on point and my everything rn.

Didn’t Baldwin also call his daughter a little pig in that terrible voicemail that leaked? I dunno why I bring it up other than it seems to be a weird tick of his...

I’m told to make sure you keep detailed employment records and report them every year to make sure. Who knows if it will still be around for another 10 years (or hopefully less by now for you), but it’s all we got. knocking on wood for us both.

So, does coverage of the disparity here assume the wage gap for white women? Or is the 7/11k gap an average of all types of women across a socioeconomic spectrum? I ask because the focus here seems incredibly centered around white women, and it’s unduly difficult to figure out how this trend/phenomenon is playing out.

He just grunts all the time! But yes, pretty.

I’m imagining that poor guy tore up what he thought was a losing ticket and now can’t get his winnings. I don’t think I could HANDLE that as a life trajectory.