Or just, like, flying evil tracksuits.

Ok, so… they could have done better with him then, but the other three they did a good job with.

I mean, I guess, but stealing someone's stereo hurts more people than melting a dead person's body.

I really liked how they managed to justify getting all four characters to Midlands in their own ways. Jessica did the impersonal detective work, Luke Cage found out about it while trying to take care of his community, Iron Fist found out about it by looking through his company's accounts, and I forget how Daredevil…

I AGREE
Seriously, they're the least interesting kind of mook. Why can't they be fighting pirates or Draculas?

Everytime she's on screen I get more and more excited for the next season of her show. She's the best. Well, her and anytime Luke Cage gets to be badass.

Speaking of, I could watch an entire season of 'Jessica Jones consults the Dewey Decimal System.'

It would also immediately have fan support. The biggest issue is how to deal with a story the fan base already knows (I say don't even bother hiding the Revan reveal, for one).

And also Batman.

Serious question: does everyone besides me fantasize about being able to auto-fellatio themselves? As a dude I've never thought it seemed appealing, and yet it seems to be a thing everyone else reacts to as though being able to do it would make their lives perfect.

Why is there unearthly screaming coming from all of the stage speakers? This was supposed to be a dance to the Backstreet Boys.

I mean, I'm kind of afraid they'll try and boost the alt-right and conspiracy theories more, but they're already doing that, so what would be the difference?

That's it! It kind of looks like a cartoon character with only three hairs.

I was ready to defend that 13 POWs thing a itty bitty bit until I saw the date. Fuck that.

By Teddy Roosevelt's ghost.

I know you're not advocating for it, but I'm seeing a lot of people like you get yelled at on the internet for basically saying similar things, and I'm advising that when you turn to someone who did something to protest Nazis/racists and say 'that's wrong' without an explanation for why you think it's wrong, people…

It kind of looks like a circle with some lines slightly off to the right of it.

Radioshack?

Dammit, those Lost Causers are sneaky.

It'll be FDR giving them a thumbs up on one side and a picture of Obama with an adorable child having fun on the other.