This is a valid point I had not considered previously.

But you could get the same effect by listening to the Spice Girls CD that's been in the car since 2003 every morning instead.

I still don't understand how morning DJs are preferable to the music their stations would otherwise be playing.

'I had the banana with a condom on it ready in case any neighborhood children needed to be taught about how safe sex works!'

Holy shit, THAT was his excuse? 'I fell and panicked and looked for something to grab' is better.

Where is the evil of the fanbase lurking? Am I just lucky that the people I encounter who like it are usually just people here and people at work who laugh at the jokes and appreciate the detail involved in making it?

I pick the friends! They're sexy.

How is MM redundant? He's a shape shifting, mind reading, super strong alien. He's arguably the most powerful guy on the League.

I'd prefer Brick Frog, though just because he's based in NYC doesn't mean he knows Spider-Man.

It certainly deprived someone of a Oscar/Razzie.

Fall in love with the meme, New York City, or the friends we made along the way?

Remember the Aunt May spin-off we were supposed to get?

Stilt-Man or GTFO.

Yeah but then you go to jail for longer. Better to just buy one person, even if it's comparatively more expensive.

Problem solved!

As cartoon characters they have no medical bills, only duck bills.

I'd assume swimming though a money pit filled with colons would be easier than swimming through a money pit filled with money.

Do you think they actually 'do' anything? Or just, like, pretend they're working to better the 'algorithm' and 'compile code' whenever the boss comes around so they don't lose their jobs?

There are plenty of both in the world.

Because secretly Scrooge is mostly a liquid.