That's good to hear. I've always gotten so frustrated by how easy some systems are to use and have been itching for a featureless hellscape to spend my time trying to figure out how to work.

Yeah, I already upvoted a bunch once I realized it. I feel like we should all needlessly protest by posting for the next two weeks like it's Kinja.

Maury was what we always watched in high school when we had substitute teachers. I have no idea why they'd allow that, but it was an enjoyable group experience.

That seems fair. I once got hugged by someone I had a super crush on and the emotional high didn't last more than a few hours. I'm probably emotionally hollow inside so there's no reason to invest in me that much. Save your lovings for daytime gameshows.

It's satire. If you scroll all the way to the bottom of his/her profile you can't see any posts from the actual 'Ernie from Kinja' who we were told to be nice to as he tried to be hip to us.

In my short time as a commenter here I have made it a prerogative to upvote every single 'two things' joke I see. When I am taken by the Kinja, someone take up my sword?

I come onto the internet so I can discuss things with other people, if I wanted to scream into the void I'd do it in my actual social life.

Like a hat on a hat on a terrible commenting system.

It could also be Gotham Central, which is actually good.

Batman was in Suicide Squad!
And Captain Boomerang isn't a Batman character.
Technicalities!

Batman is in Gotham, though. Well, baby Batman.

It's probably just me, but that sort of dichotomy, makes me have little interest in meeting anyone famous I look up to. Like, if I meet them that's a memory I have forever, and one they'll forget about the next day, and every time I remember the memory I'll remember it's literally only important to me, so it's sort of…

What character's supporting cast could best support an entire cinematic universe all their own without legally being able to ever show or allude to the hero?

A given that JL will suck or tank? There's no way it tanks, BvS and Suicide Squad did gangbusters on terrible reviews and JL will be riding high on the renewed optimism of Wonder Woman being good.
It sucking is another story.

I keep telling you, televisions aren't toilets. You'll be able to see the screen better without all that poop in the way anyways.

Hey, there's still a new Star Wars movie in December, That's reason enough to brave nuclear winter. Unless all the copies of the movie are obliterated first, in which case, time to look for glory on the fury road.

In our defense, only the most powerful man in the country is having a pissing match with North Korea. Both Tillerson and Mattis said far more normal, comparatively sane things afterwards.
Someone in the administration needs to lock Trump in a closet and keep telling reporters he's ill. They can get really drunk every…

This is going to sound crazy, and I've brought it up before, but if their goal is to not be overthrown and improve their economy, maybe it would be wiser to invest all that bomb money into their economy and be less shitty rulers so no one has reason to dethrone them?
I totally get the Libya thing, and I bet that's a…

I saw a renewed effort by retired Republican politicians to get a House committee set up to remove him via 25th Amendment, and used this whole thing as part of the justification. Presuming we DON'T (I repeat, presuming we DO NOT) have nuclear Armageddon, him being so incompetent might save us from dealing with him…

I know this is an incredibly silly thing to bring up, but wouldn't it be better for everyone if they just, you know, dropped their nuclear capabilities and we lifted sanctions and they got to, you know, not be a dangerous backwater?
The whole thing is terrifying, but I imagine NK is done for the second they actually…