Oof i feel this deeply. At the beginning of the year, the university i work for switched over to using Oracle, and per the system only one person in my office can approve expense reports/office orders/ etc and that is the head of finance - he hates that he has to do these menial tasks now and does it poorly.

Someone once tweeted that “per my last email...” is polite-speak for “bitch can you read” and truer words were never...tweeted

No, the Western Front may have been lost, but the USSR largely steamrolled nazi forces in their push to Berlin without American assistance. Even the wiki reads, “The Eastern Front was decisive in determining the outcome of the European portion of World War II, eventually serving as the main reason for the defeat of…

ahahahahaha you mean the help that included arming both sides till the japanese blew up your harbour

those teeth though - they are a little distracting. on the real Freddy - they were perfect.

Excellent wig work for Brian May. I know it’s not the focus but they did a good job from what we see.

He is on record as owing $650 million to the Bank of China, for whom he is sabotaging the American solar industry under the guise supporting the coal industry, which employs less than 50,000 people nationwide, and Deutsche Bank, which has been sanctioned for laundering billions for Russian oligarchs.

Becky’s mom, most certainly, does not have it going on.

I met him at a Mr Show gig when I was 16 and he was a total asshole to me when I asked for an autograph and Bob Odinkirk told him he was an asshole and signed my thing and was super nice. So yeah I dislike him strongly.

“I’m not a racist, but racism isn’t a dealbreaker”

Every Republican for at least the last 40 years (that’s as far back as my memory goes).

I woke up from a movie I immediately forgot
I got a heartache on the bottom and a headache on the top
The part of me that hurts the worst is the one I just can’t spot
And it’s all American made

Through everywhere I go, somebody puts me in the dirt
And everything I say, somebody says they said it first
But I don’t need ten…

But, why is funny? It’s funny because she’s clearly not illiterate, but it’s hilarious to think she’s illiterate because . . . illiteracy is funny?

It’s also pretty shitty for them to use Lisa, who has always been a stand-in for the social justice-inclined, to complain about political correctness. It’d be like having a new Lord of the Rings where Frodo extols the virtue of holding on to earthly riches and power.

“Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma,” you ask? I DO.

Wait, I started this article assuming Lindsay was in on the joke and thought that was relatively self-aware and borderline funny, even. But was this a joke someone played on her, and she fell for it? Please tell me no, because I just don’t want to accept that there’s that kind of malice and cruelty in the world this…

I never got those type of pranks period. Like haha, you believed the words that I said! How crazy and zany!!

I am proud of these young girls because I, too, regularly run out barefoot in the snow. (To get the mail because after snow storm number 3,000 of the winter I just can’t be bothered to put shoes on, and then mutter curse words the whole time because wet cement is cold.)

He’s a tool.

I’m afraid to see what sort of boys this milkshake would bring to the yard.

Okay, I’ll give that all ten would probably be too much. But you could definitely combine a few of the top ten together for an even better time. Like, combining the bottom three would get you to maybe #4.