I know that Trump is continuing to be horrible, but the only thing I could think about when I clicked on this article was HOLY SHIT TRUMP BUTTONED HIS SUIT JACKET!!

Yeah, she’s pretty fun. And I like any casting that pisses off Tom Cruise and David Miscavige. 

Shout out to Lala for standing up and saying something about this show. It’s good to see the Vanderpump Rules crew using their Instagram popularity for something other than trying to sell me fugly sunglasses.

You’re not wrong. I worked in Midtown during the early 2000s. TRL was the worst. It fucked up foot traffic like nothing I’d ever seen before. Good luck, my friend - and stay away from Broadway!

Me too!

Honestly, if he said, “Who’s the Le MILf?” at some point during this trip, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised.

Take good notes. That could be one hell of a memoir.

Agreed! That Clay Aiken part BLEW MY MIND!

I proud to say I’m a Slytherin. Snake brain for life!!

I had an red velvet armadillo cake at my rehearsal dinner. It was so fun! You guys are going to have a blast eating it while quoting the movie. :)

Do NOT try Arctic Zero. If you didn’t like Halo Top, you would HATE Arctic Zero. And this is coming from the girl with the trashy taste in food. ;)

Arctic Zero is trash.

I wholeheartedly believe that most people who say Halo Top tastes terrible have only tasted the Birthday Cake flavor.

As a chef, you have picked up on the fact that I have a garbage palate. LOL!

Oatmeal Cookie is pretty damn tasty, but it only gets the silver medal in my book. My #1 is Red Velvet! Those little cake bites are heavenly!

I love Halo Top. Come at me, bro.

Done! I will bet you one dollar for your one donut! <virtual handshake>

Skipping work + online raging about your old job ≠ book deal

It’s not remotely accurate, but even if it is - FORTY-EIGHT IS NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT! IT IS STILL A TERRIBLE APPROVAL RATING! God, mediocre men who fail upward drive me INSANE.

He stands like a cranky toddler! It’s SO WEIRD. And the fact that he NEVER buttons up his suit jacket DRIVES ME BONKERS!!!