Did you first think Prince was gay?

To all the guys who go around swearing they’re feminists, take some notes. This is how to be an ally.

Chef’s Table made me want to move to the most remote corner of Sweden. THAT is how good the cinematography is in this series.

Eh. I could take or leave it. Michael Pollan’s show on Netflix, on the other hand ... SO GOOD.

A pedophile is going to check out your 13 year old no matter what she’s wearing. Some truths are hard to hear, I know.

Mine’s on a chain because I’m a tease.

You know what’s weird? A friend of mine has a brother living in a nice area of North Vancouver. One day he’s just outside in his yard and some producer of Love It or List it Vancouver just walks up and asks if he’d like to renovate his house for the show. So they scout houses? Hi there, please give us 100k to do a tv…

When my husband and I were young, dating and broke we watched both of those channels a lot. We haven’t watched either in at least 5 years. My uncle just got out of jail and said that ALL they watch in there (besides Empire) is hgtv.

Plot twist: Nate is failing his classes because he spends his nights trolling local parks and killing transients with a hammer. You know, typical stuff.

Botulinum is also very, very natural. And just about the most toxic substance known on the planet.

“Natural" is the new "Tuscan".

What accent is Johnny Depp doing? Australian sea monster? Littlefinger on drugs?

I liked the part where they were beheaded at the end. Hilarious!

There are 24 usable hours in every day! Especially if you start using speed!

Yeah, this idea that “mental” isn’t a type of health you can choose to work to maintain is bullshit.

You now what “challenging myself every minute of every day” did to me? Gave me a debilitating anxiety disorder.

EVERY minute, folks! Even when you’re sleeping!

THANK YOU. I was okay with all this until I saw the “Having kids is no excuse!” part. Hey, how bout this: fuck you. Any excuse is a good excuse. Not everybody gives a fuck about exercising and staying insanely fit. It won’t keep you from dying, and it won’t make you a more fulfilled person if it’s not what you enjoy.…

Oh, shut up.