I started putting saline drops in my lil bebs nose after every diaper change and it’s helped a bunch. Maybe try that? :)

Can I find that somewhere?

Yep, that shit will break off naturally at some point.

Is eggless mayo like cheeseless queso?

And right there you have captured the ‘comedic’ essence of this show: access to a thesaurus.

If I hear “soft kitty” or some iteration of it one more time, I’m going to rage-murder the entire population of North America.

One assumes they’ll have left everything in the theater, so to speak.

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

It’s become so hard for me to respect my brother and his husband because they like this show

Are your “liberal” friends the secretly racist kind? Or are they trying to troll the GOP?

Clear eyes, full heart, can’t lose. Best non-cable drama ever.

I am a Dylan Panthers fan.

Why should we trust Behati Prinsloo’s judgment when she married Adam Levine?

My mom too! She also hated Bill Cosby, Woody Allen, and Tom Cruise before it was cool.

If he knew how to deflate balls he wouldn't have had to text all those other guys to do it.

I thought they were McMansion rich. Like,“we have money, therefore, of course we are good people who never, ever do anything wrong. Remember, my son took your daughter’s friend to Homecoming people.”