CRINGING SO HARD AT THAT FIRST VIDEO AHHHHHHHHH

A family member of mine had (what I’m assuming is) similar surgery for underbite correction, it changed the shape of her whole face and even her nose.

YIKES that’s a lotta name

I never knew how bad this show had gotten until I started letting my son watch it. There have always been segments that are hit or miss, but the thing about Elmo is that it’s stuck around despite being so.. Bad. I’ve resorted to only letting him watch the “classics” episodes on Netflix, which include lots of segments…

The Danish Christmas dinner > any Turkey on earth

I feel like I know exactly the type of guy who aspires to take these sorts of photos, I went to art school with a LOT of them. Heads so inflated it’s a miracle they don’t float away.

Oh my god, one day...

I’m the first to rage against people in their 20s whose parents pay for or subsidise their rent/tuition/phone/travel/etc. But every time my in laws helped us put safe tires on the car, or slipped us gas money, was “help.” Having a safe, dependable home base at my mom’s house if I needed counts as help. Hand-me-downs,…

I find this as well. I had a few relapses (damn stress trigger) but eventually even the sneaky cig becomes hard enough on your throat that you’d rather just skip it altogether. Yay quitting!

FUCK packing, omfg

Spit take

Thank you. That is good advice.

Isn’t that the truth. Ugh.

Holy crap this is dream hair territory

I hate to be a wet blanket but I just feel so alone, I could really use some words of encouragement even from strangers. I’m so tired of being angry at my husband, and feeling ignored and sad and disrespected and fucking crazy, I’m so lonely as a mom. Almost every day I wish I could just put my son and dog in the car…

Me.

Just here to say how much I love this look. I have always felt like I would be so much more inspired to wear makeup and jewellery if I could grow a beard (also I just really, really wish I could grow a beard for some reason).

My dispensary sells a strain called Love Potion #9 which is apparently very effective.

This fucking show. How can one season of one show be so perfect at every turn? The episode where Bill’s mom gets with Biff—there's a montage where bill gets home after school, makes his snacks and watches his shows and is laughing. That scene is so perfect, so imbued with joy and innocence, I fucking cry every time…

literal lols right now