all these beautifying/slimming products, it’s fucking weird. I imagine if you are the type of person to follow these IGs (like my mother in law and other family members of mine) you are probably also the type of person to be interested in these sorts of products, so points for knowing your market there. It is an odd…

My biggest smoking trigger is stress, and as a cook, there’s plenty of that. In kitchens we joke that you smoke when it’s crazy because of the stress, and you smoke when it’s dead because of the boredom. I quit when I found out I was pregnant (obv), but even now when that stress hits, the craving is strong. I will say…

I was given very expensive videography as a gift. Nowadays it’s all very cinematic production, sweeping wide shots etc. It was a cool way to see the parts of the day I missed, my husband had a little message to me on it and he’s very sentimental so he watches it every now and then. Our parents though? They show it to…

FACES OF DEATH

I’ll take that shirt over both polishes AND the shoes

Howling

Fucking brutal

I fucking knew I recognised it!

i love imagining her carefully applying the lipstick writing in the mirror before yelling IM READY out the bathroom door

aaaaand I’m dead

amen to that

That finale was orgasmic.

AHS is TERRIBLE. I’m completely at a loss as to why people are still jocking that show.

This really is excellent advice, especially for people who are novice cooks or maybe unfamiliar with different vegetables.

Decades of fad diets work their way into the social fabric

I do this with seriously everything and it makes EVERYTHING funnier.

Howling

Can you be knighted for this comment?

Lush deodorants work so well

Lush deodorants work so well

Me too!

Me too!