This comment is EVERYTHING. how dare any of us live happy and fulfilling lives, right? I don’t identify as fat but I am I guess on the larger end of average, and most of the women in my life are skinny and very beautiful. I could be pretty skinny if I tried, and I clean up OK, but ultimately the results of going to…

Love that bikini!

Thanks for this!

First literal LOL of the day

The death of Dave Brockie really shook the band, and everyone in the heavy metal community. He was so beloved and his death was really unexpected. We can’t know what GWARs real reasoning for kicking out kim is, but it would be more than fair to assume they don’t want this kind of alleged substance abuse around them so…

The story is devastating but I laughed a lot at this comment

My cousin is a pastry chef and the horror of dealing with brides was giving her anxiety attacks, to the point where she left the profession. That sort of ugliness is very, very real.

And seriously those little hair slivers hurt!

holy fuck if I read one more thing telling me the only option for dressing a non-skinny figure is some variation of 50s pinup and listing Christine Hendricks as inspiration, my head will explode i swear to god

you look fucking fantastic. This is how a maxi should look. Sexy arms, sexy chest, wabam!

“Listen, I know you have clothes that make you feel good, but I think they’re ugly and that’s why you’re wrong! Crying while buying something is definitely a good sign that you’ll love wearing it.” — every episode of What Not To Wear

I have one that’s half silk half jersey, super low cut and billowy (basically a super long tank) in a bright blue. It’s extremely sexy, seriously, and was one of the only things I could wear to a summer wedding 5 weeks after having a baby without feeling like utter shit. All of the dresses pictured in this post are…

Yes. Honestly, look at her IG. Look at the thousands of comments left by young (seriously young) girls idolizing her for the way she looks. It’s WAY more harmful to tell all those young, highly impressionable people that it’s just makeup, when the girl has had cosmetic surgery. At least if you’re honest about it, you…

I DO DECLARE

LE CHATEAU

Your face is my dream face. What a beautiful complexion, I would most likely kill a man to spend one week having that effortless fresh faced look.

Even Bobbi brown preached this (excellent) trick, to me it’s no different than wearing blush. Painting on highlights and shadows though... Totally different thing, not to mention holy time consuming.

yes! thank you for clarifying, I knew my number had to be short.

you have to be SO careful...that’s what I really hate about all the get-in-shape talk, because your body is still super loosey-goosey bendy after having your baby, for a good 6 months. All that relaxin is still kicking around and it’s easy to injure yourself in ways you might not think of. I’d see an RMT or even just…

this. 9 months post partum, down 2 jean sizes but somehow up 10 lbs? wishing for your “pre pregnancy body” is like thinking if I drive my Honda long enough it will turn into a Porsche. If you need me, I’ll be over here polishing my honda and vacuuming crumbs out from between the seats.