This. The greatest parenting lesson I have learned so far is to roll with the punches. My baby isn’t perfect and neither am I, sometimes I sacrifice my well being for him and other times I sacrifice his getting attention for my own sanity’s sake.

last one is so good

like…frozen water?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh my dear god

JESUS CHRIST

Jennifer - HBIC

Peterman: “woof!”

Back in my meat cutting days I was often the only butcher on hand for close at the shop. Deli manager was a (very chill) dude, and EVERY TIME a man came in looking for some dick extension of a steak, they would turn to Deli Manager without even looking at me. Deli manager would listen intently before turning to me and…

he’s probably astronaut mike dexter

WINCE

new moms: decide what you hate more, getting your hair cut every 6 weeks or wearing it up every day (honestly). For me it was wearing it up, and 6 weeks after having my son I shaved the entire left side and underside of my head. I still love it and maintain it, and as a bonus you don't have to rush those precious…

gah this is fucked!

Because it’s fucking scary!

This. When I found out I was pregnant I cried in the bathtub for two hours while chain smoking, then texted my husband “if you’re ready to have your life ruined, you’d better come in here.” #dramatic

Same thing happened to my mom with my youngest brother. Turned out to me the sweetest baby of all time and a source of constant joy for all of us in an otherwise dark time. Unplanned, even unwanted or almost terminated—it really doesn’t matter.

Holy crap what a wicked family! Love this.

oh my god i forgot about this show!

CBD caps are really helpful for this, in my experience. You will get a little buzzy while trying to figure out the right dose but once I got it right, it got me off the pain pills.

This. If you're using mj as medicine it's crucial you find the right strain+method of ingestion. A friend once told me "if you're getting paranoid, you need a different strain" and it's so true.