THE TERROR omfg. never again.

Also I can say that that concrete poop and the silent scream….a week after I had my son, I experienced this for the first time. This gif is fitting.

DYYYIIINNNNNGGG

"why is god doing this to me?"

Michael Scott had soooo many moments of redemption though, and it was clear throughout that his many social blunders came earnestly, from loneliness and a deep desire to love. At the beginning of the series he was much more like David Brent (callous, bordering on cruel) but the US Office quickly became softer than UK.…

I finally went out and had the fro yo since it's everywhere, and…wow. That shit is not good. Fresh gelato forever.

De. Va. Sta. Ting.

See that sounds appropriately self explanatory and self aware. +10, would repeat

the mussels are the sweet delicious treat part of the meal, the bread/pasta is the secretly filling part you shove in your mouth after soaking it in the rich broth. It's actually one of the most perfect examples of a decadent poor man's meal—feels ultra luxurious, tastes like nothing else, but costs almost nothing…

DYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh god take me there

I have a feeling there's a corresponding story to this one out there, by the waitress, along the lines of "these 4 kids came in clearly stoned out of their minds, so I decided to fuck with them and we all had a big laugh about it in the kitchen"

blehhh that cross section is nauseating

I've never had headcheese as good as the one I made myself. It's actually really easy and if you ever have a few extra hours kicking around, you can whip some up and eat it all week. I used this recipe but subbed out quite a bit of the meat for pork tongue: http://books.google.ca/books?id=eKRYf…

The shitty thing about auto grats is that it can be a gamble whether or not to actually apply it. You can have a great rapport with a table and take the risk of skipping the autograt in the hopes that they leave a tip larger than what you would have gotten with the autograt, and a lot of times that works out really…

soft egg…black pudding…deep fried. It is the holy trinity of foods.

the only upside of the obsession with white meat—the delicious thighs remain cheap and plentiful!

face meat is close to being the best part. Tender and flavourful, and of course nothing beats tongue.

Everything about this comment is on point.