I guess it’s time for Charter to raise rates, cut customer service staff and add a new mystery line item to their bills.

Some other relevant points from the source material:

Lmao let your employer tweet about how shitty your work is, will you forget it tomorrow? 

I don't get how people can be so stupid. This isn't just internet masses who are upset, this is people who work in single player games FOR EA and EA is literally talking shit about the games they are being paid by EA to make. I promise those people will not forget anytime soon. Like are you joking? Do you forget…

Yeah, if only Denmark had no gun control, then they could have mass shootings on a weekly basis like we do!

TIL that stripping long-held rights away and establishing a authoritarian theocracy through minority fiat is ‘not believing what we do’.

Quit gatekeeping. The person viewing the protest doesn’t get to dictate the means of the protest.

First, there's nothing passive about burning the American flag.  Quite aggressive and extremely patriotic.  Second, removing basic human rights via the highest court in the land is a bad look.

For extra accuracy, serve the cake in a mini-dumpster.

Burning a flag is literally one of the most patriotic things you can do. The first amendment and right to protest is what makes this place not completely suck. Unfortunately, most people people I’ve ever met at protests are half retarded. It actually makes me wonder about the founding fathers. 

it also tasted pretty good!

me neither!

I didn’t think the aggression was that passive

This is very cool. A shame I’m not feeling very patriotic these days.

Bravo. A fantastic idea and article. Perfect for these times.

It’s perfectly safe to eat the olives in your martini, or the pickled onions or the cherries or the muddled fruit or the fruit slices in cocktails. Re: “Those garnishes were likely peeled, sliced, and dumped into a glass hours earlier...” At every bar I’ve been to that doesn’t serve cocktails as an afterthought, you…

My exact thought. If it’s going into a cocktail, isn’t it pretty much sanitized?

Generally articles such as these promote an impractical sterile mindset about food. The reality is that there’s a degree of acceptable filth in our food. Imagine how expensive food would be if it were all perfect or sterilized. The acceptable yield would be so small and we’d have a incredibly small food supply.

Here’s my big question.... Forget end to end encryption. Why does your data need to be transmitted at all? Can't the data be stored locally and processed on your phone? What magic can cloud computation/storage bring that a phone can't? 

Should You Use This Encrypted Period Tracking App?