I recently took a shit that could direct a film better than Kevin Smith ever could. But that would imply that Kevin Smith ever gave a shit anout the movies he inflcted upon us.

Right? For the last two years, people have been rooting for it to turn out the President Of The United States sold us out to the Russians, and now that maybe he didn’t, people are....disappointed?  

For the purposes of the irony, it doesn’t matter what her achievements are—she may well have stellar grades and extracurriculars that got her into USC, she may not, but crowing that your kid got into USC “all on her own” a few years after you donated $70 million to USC is in bad taste.

As a grey no one will see this BUT...