Too bad Adam Frucci isn't around to test this out.

This spoiler is actually functional, albeit a little ridiculous.

@Disabled_Vette: Some enthusiasts enjoy using "Prii" as the plural, which would be correct if "prius" were a regular second declension Latin noun. The actual Latin plural of the adjective is "priora" (Reference [91] is slightly in error here). All of these forms are nominative case and there are several other forms…

So... no more Priuses? Isn't that a good thing?

@ZeroOrDie: Take a loan!

Wait.. people use trucks for hauling stuff? Here in my city trucks are driven by teenagers who lift them up 4 bajillion feet and go muddin' on the weekends.

@.- -. —- -. -.— — —- ..- ... / .. ... / .-.. . —. .. —- -.: Ughhh. Don't remind me of the weeks I have poured into that game only to have flooded my whole castle.

@Jon: Actually, EVE: Second Genesis was not the name of the game back in 2003, it was EVE Online: Second Genesis. The card game was called EVE: Second Genesis, dropping the Online from the title.

@RenegadeLobster: Just to give you a nice scale to go by, check out how small your ship actually was. :D

I love EVE, but I just have to share this because it's so true. Also, replace EVE: Second Genisis (Since that was actually the card game) with EVE: Online

@Zinger314: Gah! You beat me to it.

Keep your visor on your helmet down, without having a wind screen any bug of any size will hurt like hell at 80mph.

@cbandes: Click the X button and it should go away for all the other articles that you open from here on out.

That would explain why there was so much traffic this morning. :(

@silversun: My file-system crashes about once a month on my SD card and I have to recover all the files. It's pretty crappy, but I only have a couple more months with this phone.

@SquareMEal: Read the bottom ticker next time you watch it. ;) It does have something to do with Half Life

@Claytons: Owning a monopod I can say that using it as a hiking stick would probably not be the best idea... I don't know about other people's monopods, but mine is not exactly super sturdy and isn't designed to have a whole lot of force put on it. If I were to take my monopod out trekking with my camera mounted on…

Funny that you posted the Motorola StarTAC with the title. If I remember correctly the StarTAC could receive SMS's but actually couldn't send them, so when you got a text you had to call the person back.

@euterpe35 how does she work?: She does actually, she can feel when the clutch is engaged and changes gears for me. I don't even have to tell her when, it's awesome. :D She drives my car sometimes.. but you know how protective we can get about our babies. :)

@euterpe35 how does she work?: THIS.