Woah, that was a new definition for Mary Sue you’ve linked. And it has nothing to do with what the term actually means. I knew it was misused by assholes, but I did not think the misuse was so rampant that it had changed the definition all together. Fucking assholes ruinign good stuff for everyone.

They’re called villain protagonists. They’re the reasons why shows like Oz, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad and The Americans.

It feels a little like fanfiction, which I suppose it sort of is.

Thus concludes the hottest scandal of Kawhi Leonard’s career.

Was about to type this. One of the reason Boba HATED Jedi so much and devoted himself to hunting almost specifically was because they killed his father.

What the hell are you talking about? The duck suit was a remarkable bit of practical effects, the likes of which are rarely seen today.

Remember 10 years ago when director Michael Bay took the simply designed cartoon Transformers of the ‘80s and made them into ultra-complex, shiny beings with so many moving parts they made no sense?

Sorry, should have been more clear; Witwicky has been the name of the kid since the cartoon in 1984. I think you’re in the ball park thou, about the Witwiccans being related (at least tonally) to the name.

Why not both? It would be hilarious to make it a running gag where Marky Mark keeps reminding people of some legal loophole that makes it legal. No way that joke would fall flat and come across as super creepy.

Why not both?

You’re not even close, the name has been used for the last 30 odd some years.

So you keep saying the Witwiccans, is that like related to Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf’s character from the first movie) somehow? Because I really get the sinking feeling that you only come up with the name Witwiccans for your super secret order if you are trying to tie it to a ridiculous last name you created ten…

Leave Ivanka out of this...

Well, of course she has my vote. ;-)

For quoting MLK a lot in their anguished letters, I think some of those Seattle parents forgot this passage from the Birmingham County Jail letter-- replace moderate with liberal, because that’s just the shifting goalposts since the Reagan Years:

Please note that for people dealing with mental issues, those are not recreational drugs. She’d basically come up with a cocktail that allowed her some semblance of normalcy. She was not gettin’ her Rick James on.

Normally in the Kinjaverse, whenever there is any story about Muslim-based violence, there is always one troll with the original comment, “Religion of peace.”

Well, here is your religion of peace.

Oh man, Uncle Phil all the way.