I can still clearly remember one of Mencia’s post-9/11 skits where he jokes about going up to Muslim people and saying, “I know you didn’t do it but YOU KNEW WHO DID! YOU KNEW, DIDN’T YOU?!”

He talks to his followers like they’re goddamn toddlers, which they should find insulting were they capable of shame.

There’s that one picture from election night where Trump and everyone around him is watching the results pour in with a mix of shock and disbelief. No happiness. No excitement. Just dread. You know everyone there had plans for the next day that didn’t include “running the United States,” and those plans all got fucked…

If the Falcons player hadn’t dove in trying to catch it himself, his arm wouldn’t have been there to keep the ball off the ground. That’s gonna burn for a while.

Ah, that is true. I know she’s loved here in S.A., just didn’t know about Houston.

I’m from Texas; if you’re not a fan, then she’s “that weirdo singer who dresses in funny clothes.”

If she was more direct with her message, those same people would write her off as some weird-ass elitist celebrity trying to force a message of tolerance down their throats.

*Pence starts nodding his head along with the music.”

She was performing in Texas, so she probably knew a clearer, bolder statement at the start of her show would have brought a rain of boo’s from the crowd through the whole show.

“Dishonest media says I left SB51 party because Patriots were losing. I never lost faith! I was going to get more chips! Lying media hates real, universally loved WINNERS like Brady and me!”

It’s absolutely insane when you take a step back and look at it.

Because they know their supporters—trained to distrust the “lying lamestream media”—won’t bother to investigate further and will take what they say as gospel.

The “born on third, thinks/acts like he hit a triple” comment comes to mind too.

“More freedoms and rights for others does not mean less freedoms and rights for you. It’s not a pizza.”

He looks like an evil version of Agent Coulson who is totally on board with HYDRA’s “kill everyone who could potentially stop us” plan.

Man, fuck people who capitalize random-ass right-wing buzzwords in their FB posts like TRUST and WORK and AMERICAN.

I remember reading about a black woman who would make her son use the pink and purple NERF bows and arrows when playing with his white friends in the park, while they used blasters that were shaped like actual firearms that they had spray-painted black and gray to make them look more realistic.

I’ve never seen an attractive racist. Eventually the bitterness and hatred in their hearts begins to show on their faces.

A lot of people I know who complained about freedom of speech being suppressed, thought policing, and government overreach during the eight years Obama was in office have been real fucking quiet this past week...

It’s so fucking surreal to hear people on the left AND the right use “1984" quotes to support their arguments.