She should have kept the headgear on.

I’m not very knowledgeable about this either, but I think people said that was Rousey’s weakness—she bought into her own “I’m Rhonda Goddamn Rousey” hype and thought she could overcome any holes in her strategy by just strutting up to her opponent and grabbing them like Zangief.

*record scratch*

That’s some Dungeons and Dragons life-draining-touch with a side of Raiders of the Lost Ark shit.

Yes; at the beginning, Jyn’s mother (Lyra) tells her to trust the Force when she gives her the crystal necklace. But it’s just a single line of dialogue, not really a conversation.

I remember seeing a bunch of “oh, that wacky Putin!” memes and pictures back in college (Putin on a Ritz, anyone?)

Sexual compatibility is important, but how do fetishes factor into it? Is there a huge difference between “we have great sex three times a week” and “we have great sex three times a week...but we don’t do that ONE THING I really like.”

I know right-leaning Star Wars fans who posted this after Obama won his first term. Curiously, none of their liberties were taken away.

The action figure in question was notorious among toy collectors for being a shelfwarmer (like a benchwarmer, but for toys), and because it was the ONLY 6" action figure of Leia for years. Even fans who loved the slave outfit got tired of seeing it.

Bieber is just an annoying prick. The other two are assholes with real power.

Soon, we’ll unequip the Z-Crystal that let America do the Barack Attack and switch to the one that unlocks the Trump Dump.

If George Zimmerman hasn’t gotten his yet, either karma takes an excruciatingly long time to wind up before the pitch, or its retired.

Not only that, but they had a very diverse cabinet!

“Independence Day: Resurgence” was a pretty bad movie, but I really liked how they handled the two gay scientists...uh, until they killed one.

Growing up reading X-Men comics, sometimes you’d get a story where the team is betrayed by other mutants who had allied with anti-mutant groups, saying “we’re dangerous, we need to be wiped out, and I’m going to let them kill me once I help them take all you out.”

That’s how I’ve tried explaining it to some conservative friends. It’s not like your team won the Super Bowl, you get bragging rights for a few months, then the next season starts and everyone’s back to square one.

One of the greatest achievements of the right was branding the left a bunch of “pussies and crybabies who can’t deal with the real world.” There are enough gullible, insecure people in this country that the fear of being associated with weakness is enough to make them excuse the GOP’s bullshit, even if it grinds them…

It’s going out swinging. I’m worried about Ozzy, Willie Nelson, and Stan Lee.

After you’re born, they don’t want to hear from you until you’re old enough to be a source of cheap manual labor or can hold a rifle.

It’s punching someone and then saying, “I’m sorry *you* felt pain.”