Same reason he thinks bringing Obama’s half-brother to the last debate will somehow unnerve Hillary.

Isn’t that the not-so-hidden meaning when Trump and the religious right bring up Bill’s scandals? “She was a bad wife because she didn’t satisfy him, so he went looking for some action elsewhere?”

It’s because he’s not a politician, you see. Supposed to be one of his selling points. I know whenever I get angry at how much it costs to go to the dentist, I just give some dude on the street $20 to punch me in the face until the bad tooth falls out.

Man, fuck being President. According to Trump, if you’re Secretary of State you’re basically in God Mode and can shape world politics to your whim, Hillary was just lazy.

*raises hand*

My first real exposure to Cross was in college, when a friend had on his album where he talked about 9/11. The part that stuck with me was when he said, “I don’t think the terrorists hate us because of our freedom, I think they hate us because of X, Y, and Z reasons. You wanna know why I think that? Because that’s…

Ah, yes. The Donald Trump Strategy.

I was thinking the same thing; the old “did it for the insurance money” scam.

Trump will no doubt use it as a shiny new stick to swing at Hillary, but all she’ll have to do is say she never encouraged violence against political opponents...unlike SOME people *side eye*.

Funny how the “men” part in their name doesn’t apply to gay men, or transgender men, or poor men, or minority men, or groups like that. Nope, just straight white dudes need apply.

Please. The Shitennou wouldn’t be caught dead with someone like Trump in their ranks. He’s a MOTW, but one from a later season so he’s more powerful.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump was a monster created to amplify hatred on Earth so Queen Beryl could siphon the energy.

Where’s my “freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences” meme?

“COME TO THINK OF IT, DID *I* EVEN EXIST IN 1992?! MAKES YOU WONDER!!!”

“Binders full.”

He kinda sounds reasonable at the beginning of the quote, but then you get to the end and he’s basically saying “make sure you cover your tracks better.”

There’s a joke in there somewhere about Destro getting rich selling weapons to both sides of a war...

Ten more and he can fight Bowser!

“He’s a regular guy, just like me!”

On the radio this afternoon, I heard a story about his boy Mike Pence speaking with Evangelicals asking them to forgive Trump for what he’s said.