Putting an entire race/religious group under government surveillance isn’t persecution, but god forbid they don’t get a fucking snowflake on their coffee cup at Christmas.

I’ve been in first dude’s shoes. “Yeah, it’s cool that she likes porn and butt stuff, but she’s doing it with *other* guys? UNACCEPTABLE!!! But I’ll keep telling people how much I love how independent and sexually confident she is.”

Thong enough to thand up to Ryu’s Thoryuken.

I hadn’t paid attention to Pokken, but they seriously didn’t have Hawlucha in it? But the fucking chandelier got in?!

It’s getting to where a person has to basically be groomed from birth for political office to prevent their actual lives from being used against them.

I was about to ask, where’s *that* motherfucker?

MISTA WORLWHYYYYYYYYYYYYD.

Like I told a Cavs fan friend of mine last season, I have great respect for James. He truly is an incredible player. It’s just that *because* he’s so good, we have to suffer sports news constantly close-talking to us with the smell of LeBron’s balls on their breath, for which I don’t blame him.

Duplo are LEGO, just for younger kids.

Cavs win: “KING JAMES! THE BEST PLAYER EVER! HE DON’T NEED NO HELP! HE CAN DO IT ALL BY HIMSELF!”

Something-something, comment about how we have to wait until noon the next day for an article when the Warriors win, but the Cleveland LeBrons get one within an hour or so.

As a Spurs fan, the rematch was legendary. Like, “beaten warrior returns after unlocking some ancient mystic power” shit.

That Roots song is going to haunt me to my grave.

Cavs fan I know: “The Warriors coming back to beat the Thunder is proof the league is fixed!”

I don’t care who wins anymore. I just want it to be over. I’m tired of commercials trying to hype a series where every game has been a double-digit victory.

YOOOGEgoos.

Annoyingly, the Republicans’ only response to this is, “oh, NOW he gets angry!”

And Phoenix Wright should be a smear on the pavement after a single punch from someone like Hulk or Spider-Man, but hey—fighting game.

I mean, yeah, Republicans are trying to pull the rug out from under black people *now,* but if it wasn’t for us, you wouldn’t have that rug in the first place!

It’s cool to be black (or Hispanic in my experiences) as long as you get to turn it off when it’s not fun anymore.