Pantsless and with a big nose.

It’s the closest we’ll get to a “Link’s Awakening” figure, so I’m on-board.

Future Valentine’s Day gift: “Green Eggs & Ham,” a bottle of lube and a buttplug.

There is no try. Only, uh...knowing and...great power. Something something sentient beings.

But remember, to the GOP, it was a choice you made, not something you were born with.

I scrolled by real fast and thought he was naked.

He seems like the type to not know what the “m” word does to fans.

That was my bedroom rule in college—if you get to do it to me, I get to do it to you.

Oh, FUUUUUUUCK that guy.

It’s a trap!

I thought he said “Carrie!”

Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, I believe.

It confuses me when people say, “God didn’t stop it because they took God out of schools.”

The Prequel Trilogy and the Hobbit movies both suffer from that thing where there’s such heavy-handed “remember THIS?!” moments, unless you know ahead of time what to react to, it’s meaningless.

GOP: The Government Can’t Tell Straight, White, God-Fearing Men What to Do, but Fuck Everyone Else (TM).

Maybe this is a case of “seeing what you want to,” but...that totally looks like a cock and balls, right? No way that was on accident.

Just think of how many angry YouTube videos we’d be without if there were Blu-Ray non-Special Edition versions for purchase.

YES! Good god, I hate dudes like that. I have a theory that they’re the ones who like GRIMDARK versions of old kids’ properties because they want to be able to say, “See! The stuff I liked was always this cool!” and they get some feeling of validation when people they knew admit to liking Transformers or Iron Man.

What’s funny is when Bronies try and give me shit for liking Sailor Moon.

Oh, I believe it. Heck, I’m one of those guys who argues on forums that we older collecors are not the companies’ biggest source of income.